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A cool and cruel joke

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Manga

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I heard this so long ago....but got just as tickled today. Thank you!
 
LOL! That was funny. I've never heard that one before.
 
I've never heard it before either. It's pretty funny & something that my husband would do if he thought I was in that particular situation...
 
I've heard it before but forgot how it ended. Thanks!! :)
 
LOL....That was funny. I will have to share that with people. I have never heard of that one before.
 
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