A report on Nawlins.

[jpshaw]

For you unedified Yankees that's the local pronunciation for New Orleans. Nawlins lies 8 ft below sea level and by all measurements it is sinking more each year. Sea level, BTW, is rising more each year due to global warming. If you spit on the sidewalk on Canal Street that will have to be pumped out by one of 7 pumps that run 24/7. Basically it is politicians fighting with God and I have already placed my bets.

I believe Larry the Cable Guy explained it best. "After watching the program Swamp People some have come to the conclusion that Cajuns might not be too smart. However, anyone who would build a majors City 8 ft below sea level in a Hurricane Zone, then fill it full of Democrats is a genius."

Please don't ban me Mama. Larry said it, not me.

 

[jglass]

lol JP.

 

[chubbyalaskagriz]

John- you make me foam thru the nose and snort diet pepsi across my keyboard one more time and we's gonna hafta have an exchange of words over it!

 

[Mama Mangia]

So why doesn't Obama move there and go down with the ship!
For the life of me - I don't understand why some cities are built where they are - I'm blonde and I have more brains than that!
But then again - who'd listen to me anyway.............
BTW - I don't care if a person is a democrat, republican, conservative, or an independent - THIS COUNTRY SHOULD BE RUN BY AMERICAN CITIZENS THAT BELIEVE IN OUR CONSTITUTION AND OUR PEOPLE. Love America or leave it -
learn to speak, read and write English - leave your "ethnic" customs to teaching your children in your own homes and do not force them on us.
We go to foreign countries and abide by their rules, dress accordingly, women cover their heads/faces - but they come here and cannot live like us.
and on that note - I shall shut up before I get going...........

 

[jpshaw]

The whole of Louisiana is governed by Nawlins. Our entire flood control system, every levee and every gate even in north Louisiana is designed to protect Nawlins. Yes they did open the Atchafalaya floodway to flood Morgan City (above sea level) to eleviate the pressure on New Orleans (below sea level). MY opinion is build a coupla bars up river around Lutcher where it is above sea level so people can party then flood that sucker.

 

[jpshaw]

On the new last night Nawlins is now #1. After years of hard work Nawlins bumbed New York down to #5 to take over the #1 spot in the United States. Nawlins is now officially known as the DIrtiest City in the Country.

 

[Mama Mangia]

good grief - what a label - the dirtiest city in the country............
sure makes me want to go there -
I can see the TV ads now -
travel agencies advertising -
for a dirty time, in a dirty town - come to the dirtiest city in the country - Nawlins!
and every fool on this side of the globe would rush to go there..............

 

[Mama Mangia]

that don't do much for tourism - that's not good at all