RE: "Marilyn Monroe with you in this Avatar???"
Well, Cath... My whacko buddy Damian, will be flattered as helll to know you recognized him as Ms. Monroe! He looks like quite the gal from 20 paces... don't tell him I said this but he'd NEVER pass as Marilyn up-close, though... 'cause he refuses to properly pluck his nose-hairs! Plus he's got the hands God gave a Sasquatch! He has to order foo-foo mixed drinks served in bird-baths just to make his paws look dainty! Hee-Hee!
(Damian tells this FAV Barbara Streisand story... It's NYC and Barbara is in town for a concert at Madison Square Garden. Of course all the fabulous drag queens are out everywhere in full-force dressed as their favorite DIVA, Babs. There's this older couple from the Bronx standing in line to get into the sold-out show and the hard-of-hearing husband elbows his wife and exclaims: "That's her! There she is! It's Ms. Streisand!" (Little do they know it REALLY IS the REAL, one-and-only, Barbara Streisand!) As the made-up, glamourously-dressed Ms. Streisand gets closer, the hubby's wife leans closer to get a better look... the wife grabs the lady's sequined shoulder, touches her nose, pulls her chin this way and that... pulls her own glasses out a ways from her eyes and squints... then she turns and elbows her husband back and hollars "You fool... you've been seeing Barbara's all day long and this one isn't even CLOSE!" Bwahhhh-Ha-Ha-Haaaaa!!!!!)
