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Cats on Crack!

chubbyalaskagriz

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So, this year for Christmas I picked-up about thrity bucks worth of snacks and toys for my cats. When I got home from Dad's Christmas Eve night I had about a half hour to quick-shower and change, and to "open presents" with Lilli & Iris- my kitties. They chewed on a rawhide and a few liver nubs, and pawed around a bit at a ball w/ a bell in it, and on a fuzzy furry thing-a-ma-jig. As I brushed my teeth and took a leak, the cats had dragged the toys into the bathroom as I got ready.

16 hours later, after a double shift, I got back home and those expensive Christmas trinkets were still right on the bathroom floor where those damned varmints left them- right alongside of a heap of toilet paper- completely shredded and strewn all over the place!

Had I known a 10-cent roll of TP would entertain my pets just as much or more than $30 worth of crap from Pet Smart, I'd certainly have not gone to the trouble and expense to buy the sack-full of stuff!

Little turds! Ha-Ha! Smiles- k. :eek:
 
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LOL...Kev...your cats must be related to mine ! I have three...all males...Scat who is the oldest he is a yellow fuss ball... then Buddy who is about half grown and is yellow too but not furry and last little Skittles who is grey striped and has ADD lol...Skittles was swinging back and forth on a tree branch a few days ago. The branch was just low enough for him to jump on ..he was holding it with his teeth going back and forth !
 
Us and our pets!!!Yesterday we let "the girls" out of their chicken coupe for a while and they loved it. Then Zeke & Duke romped and played like two wild "things" going strong for the longest time it was totally comical and highly entertaining! Zeke was simply in heaven, being a 5 yr. old I was scarred playing so with the puppy would give him cardiac arrest! But he loved it!!!!
 
I have 4 cats here. They think that the Christmas Tree is their Christmas gift. As I set it up each year they surround me and just sit there like a flock of vultures waiting to pounce on a piece of meat. For the few weeks the tree is up it's a constant battle to keep them from nesting in the branches or using the decorations as their play toys. When the tree comes down I have to play like an Easter Egg hunt to find all of the ornaments they have knocked under the furniture.
 
I have 4 cats here. They think that the Christmas Tree is their Christmas gift. As I set it up each year they surround me and just sit there like a flock of vultures waiting to pounce on a piece of meat. For the few weeks the tree is up it's a constant battle to keep them from nesting in the branches or using the decorations as their play toys. When the tree comes down I have to play like an Easter Egg hunt to find all of the ornaments they have knocked under the furniture.


That is so amusing!!!:D
 
RE: "lol My dog's favorite toy is an empty water bottle."

Ha! At least it's not just MY critters that are half-goofy! Lord- my cats are never happier than when batting a ball of wadded-up aluminum-foil around on the floor for HOURS on end- and they enjoy it even more if they do it while I'm trying to nap and am fussing at them to STOP IT!
 
Sis Cathy speaking of "thegirls" I let mine out of the chicken pen yesterday and much to my horror my dogs who are eight months old have never bothered them ...went on a rampage and killed two of my hens !
 
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