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On Being Fat...
"I want to be thin but not as much as I want dessert." -Anonymous
"Cigarette sales would drop overnight if the warning read: 'cigs contain fat'. " -Dave Berry
"I have the perfect diet: you're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people!" -Anonymous
"Anger as soon as fed is dead- "tis starving that makes us fat." -Emily Dickinson
"Pooh asked: 'How long does it take to get thin?' " -AAMilne
"Never, oh never eat more than you can lift!" -Miss Piggy
"I want to be thin but not as much as I want dessert." -Anonymous
"Cigarette sales would drop overnight if the warning read: 'cigs contain fat'. " -Dave Berry
"I have the perfect diet: you're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people!" -Anonymous
"Anger as soon as fed is dead- "tis starving that makes us fat." -Emily Dickinson
"Pooh asked: 'How long does it take to get thin?' " -AAMilne
"Never, oh never eat more than you can lift!" -Miss Piggy