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Another Funny Story .. Sort of lol.

Sissy said:
We paid a fortune for him at 5 weeks
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I have found the cost difference between a free dog and one that cost a thousand to be very little percent wise. I believe the cost to raise a medium size dog for his, or her, lifetime to be around $27,000. Thats Vet bills, food, toys, etc. and on our's you have to add $16,000 for a new set of kitchen cabinets.
 
My dog was an accident at the breeders so he was cheap lol. She bred maltese and also yorkies but not together. She had an accident and two got together that should not have. Pooh was the only pup from the litter. I had a woman stop while I was walking him once when he was a puppy and ask me what I gave for him. I told her $200 and she pulled $200 out and offered to give me what I had paid for him. I told her no thanks.
 
Right now I am reading a large volume of stories by James Herriot the man the old PBS series "All Creatures Great and Small" is based on. He was a British country vet for 50 years tending farm animals, dogs, cats etc. for decades. His books are so charming- wonderful reads! When I'm at my reading chair- one if not both of my cats are always curled-up w/ me on my lap or at my feet. Appropriate!
 
Kevin. I read that book many years ago. I need to read it again, it is really good. Didn't they do a movie about the book? CF:)
 
Mama Mangia said:
OMG - what is he - part termite or something?
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Actually he's a she and she's a Weimeraner that my son had to have but couldn't keep (so he says) when he moved out. She also chews door knobs. When she's left alone she will pop the center out of every door knob in the house. The one on the outside door doesn't have a center that pops out so she just crushes that one. Everyone says "when are you going to change that knob?" and all I say is "no point as long as she is here."
 
part dog, part nanny goat, part beast, part termite - wow - what a mix!
I like dogs - but that would I could not tolerate - and that dog would scare me!
 
Some have remarked after hearing me talk about Marley (thats her name and she had it before the movie came out) and said; "Why do you hate dogs?" My only answer is; "I don't hate dogs - I don't hate elephants, however, I have no desire to own one." If that is a good explanations about me and certain pets.
 
I always out my dog in his carrier when someone comes in here. Not everyone is a dog person and my dog will sniff and lick strangers from one end to the other. If you lock him in another room he barks the entire time they are here so the carrier works better. Considering his favorite pass time is licking his testicles I would just assume he not lick me or anyone else.
 
OMG - whatg a horrible thought Janie -
the babies have a dog -he is a couch potato and a licker - whatever you do - you do not lick me or come at me with a tongue - I'll throw up all over you - sorry
the movie Freddie where the tongue comes out of the phone - OMG!
a tongue stays where is was put by God - in your own mouth -
 
Pooh tries to get you right in the face and it is gross. He does not try it with me because he knows better but I catch him occasionally sitting beside Jon licking on Jon's clothes some where. I always tell Jon to stop him and that it is really nasty. Seems like the older the dog gets the worse he is getting for it.
 
JG, one of my dogs is like pooh. I call her the licker. Fastest tongue in the west. She can wash your face and both nostrils, before you can pull your head back. But I love her so much. CF:)
 
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