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I Heard

I'm not mean to my hubby he asks for it.

I took him to JCPenney once for an after Christmas sweater sale. I took him to the door to the dressing rooms and told him how to get to a stall. There was no door so I could see the individual stalls so I knew when he was coming. There was a huge armoire sitting kinda in his path so I stuck my head in there and told him where it was and to be careful. Little monster comes out of there and just loud enough where the other people can hear and oh so pitiful he asks me what Im doing in the mens dressing room again. Then he says we got kicked out of the Huntington Mall for that and your therapist said you were cured. He looks all defeated and says where am I gonna get my clothes now? There were about 8 other people in there who heard everything he said and if I had said one thing to him it would have looked like I was abusing the poor little thing. He got me thoroughly that day.

He has gone into the dressing rooms before and yelled for the toilet paper :rolleyes: He is terrible. I always tell him he is brave considering he cannot see what he eats :mad: I remind people he has had multiple head injuries.

Jon has been around a lot with the women in town and one day while he was in the shower I opened the front door to get the mail just as he opened the bathroom door to cool off. He was naked and he yells about the door being opened and I said calm down ... most everyone has already seen that anyway. When I moved in here and dropped off a change of mail card at the post office to get mail here they actually came over here to check and see for sure because no one believed it.
First time I met my mother in law she gets out the picture album and shows me pics of every old girlfriend of his. I looked at her and said you know I cannot tell you how much it means to me to now have the faces to go with all of the names I have heard. :rolleyes:
 
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You should have seen him one day on our anniversary we went to Golden Corral for lunch. I saw this really heavy kinda strange looking woman watching him the whole time we were getting our food. When we sat down here she comes running over to Jon and I could tell by her face she knew him and still liked him ALOT. Dead give away she liked him as more than a friend was the fact she totally ignored me lol. She stands there and just keeps talking him up the whole time her five year old daughter is pulling on her hand screaming she is gonna be late for a BD party she was going to and the womans own mother was in the car in front of the restaurant blowing the horn for her to come on. The little girl kept telling her Mamaw is getting mad Mommy lol.
The woman tells Jon where she lives and that he should come over sometime and Im sitting there enjoying Jon's squirming eating my meal thinking sure I'll drop him off for a playdate lol. Jon keeps avoiding the subject when she asks about his phone number and finally cuts her off mid setence and asks he if he has introduced her to his wife yet. Let me tell ya if looks could kill I would have been dead on the spot lol. It was to funny you could literally see her face fall. Jon grumbled that I could have helped after they left and I said yeah your right I could have lol. I found out that she went to college when he did and she used to follow him around like a puppy.
 
I said something the other day and made him laugh while he was eating pizza and had his mouth full. Poor guy started laughing and nearly choked. I said remember our first talk when you said you wanted someone who could cook and had a good sense of humor lol. Jon gives as good as he gets. I dont get the last word very much.
 
Thanks. He says those words came back to haunt him since I never hush and he is 25 pounds overweight now.
 
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