'Lord Jesus Christ' struck by car

[CanMan]

'Lord Jesus Christ' struck by car (in Massachusetts) and survived with minor injuries. (real story).

Police responded at around 3:40 p.m. on Tuesday to investigate an incident where a pedestrian was struck by a vehicle while he was in a crosswalk. The man was hurt, but conscious, and handed police his identification, identifying him as Lord Jesus Christ.

The 50-year-old resident was transported to Cooley Dickinson Hospital in Northampton (Mass.) with non-life threatening injuries to his face, mouth and legs.

The hospital, contacted later by news media, said no one named Christ was a patient there today. Efforts to find a home phone number for Christ were unsuccessful.

'Lord Jesus Christ' struck by car in Northampton - Local News Updates - MetroDesk - The Boston Globe

Somehow I would not like to be the driver of that car.

 

[Mama Mangia]

That is eerie! He can heal himself.

 

[Cook Chatty Cathy]

Strange indeed! Like you CanMan I'd hate to hit any living being, but WOULD REALLY hate it if that were his name, and esp. if it were the real Lord!

 

[jglass]

Walking on water must be safer.

 

[The Ironic Chef]

You would figure Jesus would have looked both ways first.

 

[Cook Chatty Cathy]

LOL You gotta great point there IC!!!

You would figure Jesus would have looked both ways first.

 

[jglass]

Or atleast gotten Moses to part the cars for him to cross.

 

[Mama Mangia]

Omg - lmao!!!