Mama Mangia
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Do you think we could find one last chicken, bury it alive in the same nuclear waste and it could help solve the problem and save the world?????
CHICKENMAN - WE NEED YOU!!!!
CHICKENMAN - WE NEED YOU!!!!
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Mama Mangia
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mmmmmmmm - how'd you like him on your chicken ferris wheel (rotissiere) for din-din tonight???
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YES WE NEED YOU SUPER CHICKEN - THE EARLY CHICKEN GETS THE WORMS!!
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YES WE NEED YOU SUPER CHICKEN - THE EARLY CHICKEN GETS THE WORMS!!
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Cook Chatty Cathy
New member
Homemade Chicken Pot Pie
This is so fitting...........tonights dinner was Cathy's very own homemade Chicken Pot Pie, and I hate to say it but Banana Pudding for desert! And ya' all and your cartoons made me think that perhaps Chicken Man and Banana Man can save the planet! They sure did satisfy my appetite tonight!
This is so fitting...........tonights dinner was Cathy's very own homemade Chicken Pot Pie, and I hate to say it but Banana Pudding for desert! And ya' all and your cartoons made me think that perhaps Chicken Man and Banana Man can save the planet! They sure did satisfy my appetite tonight!
Mama Mangia
Super Moderator
Sure you ate our super hero! Now we are doomed! LOL
Dinner sounded good and so did dessert!
Dinner sounded good and so did dessert!
K
KYHeirloomer
Guest
In the Imortal Words of Joanne Whorley
"IS THAT A CHICKEN JOKE!
Well, Ok:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(pick one)
1. To get to the other side.
2. It was too far to go around.
3. To show the possum it could be done.
What's the difference between "kinky" and "peverted?"
Kinky means you use a feather.
Perverted means you use the whole chicken.
Then there was the farmer who needed to invigorate his flock, so brought in what was said to be the randiest rooster in the county......aw, that one's far too long. And not suitable for a family site anyway.
But I'm sure some of you have others that are.
"IS THAT A CHICKEN JOKE!
Well, Ok:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(pick one)
1. To get to the other side.
2. It was too far to go around.
3. To show the possum it could be done.
What's the difference between "kinky" and "peverted?"
Kinky means you use a feather.
Perverted means you use the whole chicken.
Then there was the farmer who needed to invigorate his flock, so brought in what was said to be the randiest rooster in the county......aw, that one's far too long. And not suitable for a family site anyway.
But I'm sure some of you have others that are.
Mama Mangia
Super Moderator
Don't even think that! Bet they all start to ripen at once now! I just love homegrowns!
K
KYHeirloomer
Guest
A long, hard, fight, Janie.
Ain'tcha glad you won!
Ain'tcha glad you won!
KY thought this was an acceptable chicken joke--after all, it's only not PC in at least three ways---enjoy---
John, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), also called 'pullets,' and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.
Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen. But on this particular morning, John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all.
John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets all over the place with bells-a-ringing. The pullets, upon hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair, and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result... The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize, but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully this year...the bells are not always audible.
John, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), also called 'pullets,' and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.
Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen. But on this particular morning, John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all.
John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets all over the place with bells-a-ringing. The pullets, upon hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair, and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result... The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize, but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Vote carefully this year...the bells are not always audible.
Cook Chatty Cathy
New member
Nan I love that joke, with your permission I have just got to share it!!!Thanks for sharing, and I think I have an old Butch out there in my chicken coup right now!!! He is the only one that is smart enough not to attack the hand that feeds him, and thus he shall keep his head Literally!!!