The Sweetest Story I've Ever Told!

[KYHeirloomer]

I agree with you Mama, and have used such devices in the past.

People considering that approach should be aware, though, that it is technically illegal. The charges range from disturbing the peace to reckless endangerment.

 

[chubbyalaskagriz]

what was that mamaaaaaaa....????? I can't heaaaaaaer you!

 

[Mama Mangia]

KYH -

excuse me - call me when I am playing my whistle and you'll hear it - with a private unlisted number - you're taking a risk - they are disturbing MY peace so accept my piece of this.........

Just like the guy down the street - he goes naked around the house - only dresses for company.

Ring his doorbell and you asked for it - and he'll tell you - you're the one disturbing him - his curtains are closed - he is in his own house.

 

[Cook Chatty Cathy]

KYH -
Just like the guy down the street - he goes naked around the house - only dresses for company.

Ring his doorbell and you asked for it - and he'll tell you - you're the one disturbing him - his curtains are closed - he is in his own house.

Mama you must have SOME kinda neighbors, what with that guy that stole your squash blossoms, and now the Naked Freak, I am glad I don't live too close to you..... and with that whistle of yourn I'm now convienced I am staying away from your neck of the woods!

 

[KYHeirloomer]

I wasn't suggesting you not do it, Mama. You should know by now that those laws I find tolerable I obey, and those I don't I ignore.

But I wanted folks to know the possible consequences.

Incidentally, better than a whistle is one of those hand-held, air-powered signaling horns used by boaters in trouble. They work great for the telemarketer problem---just don't ask me how I know.

 

[Mama Mangia]

KYH - NOW you're talking my language - love those boat horns! I just didn't reference it for a certain reason. cough cough

Glad someone else knows how to handle things.


Hey Kev - when you live in a development - you live with psychos.

 

[chubbyalaskagriz]

Brook, (mama- pay attention, 'cuz this could work for u too, the other way...)

I realize this'd be a stretch for ya, and ya might not be able to get past your natural rugged manliness enuf to really test it out, but trust me on this one... when you've got a headache from the excessive whistles and air horns but still feel feisty enuf to do whatever it takes to stop the varmints from pestering you?

Being a dude- if you get a particularly insistent male telemarketer on the line, turn-on your best faux Marilyn Monroe seductiveness but still in your deepest, huskiest voice possible & ask simly, "So, stud- what r u wearing?... and do you have any body piercings?" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Works like a charm! Those baztardz never call back!

 

[Mama Mangia]

OMG -

I think I would do better when I let an Italian "loveline" roll off my tongue!

LOL

and it sure ain't telling them I love them............