Sep 26 # 11 of 36
honeypsweet - really?? mine doesn't say that - it says not to use while BATHING! Like I am stupid enough to get into the tub or the shower with it on! DUH!!! Why not take in the coffeepot and toaster and have breakfast while sitting in the bubble bath with your hairy dryer on and watching the morning news on the tellie........................ZAP!
And for kicks - I can lick my fingers and stick them in a light socket!!! Of course that would be after I stood in a puddle of water up to my ankles while changing a fuse with the current still turned on.......................
Sep 27 # 12 of 36
LMAO @ mama manglia!!! You forgot to jam a fork in an outlet!
Here's a joke made from a label...........
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS.
Sep 27 # 13 of 36
rt49andellis wrote:
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
LMAO!!! Boy am I glad that I don't work for J&J. Nor have I ever worked for them.
Posted By: barbiedoll1973_tn
Sep 27 # 14 of 36
phoenyxstarr wrote:
The funniest/stupidest warning I've seen is the 'Caution:Contents may be Extremely Hot' warning on the coffee or hot cocoa styrofoam cups you get at like McDonald's or Burger King. I swear, people who order coffee/hot cocoa should already KNOW that it's gonna be hot. I know why they all did it though... McDonald's lost a case to a woman who spilled hot coffee on herself in their restaurant & got burnt. I don't remember how long ago that happened, but it's been awhile.
Duh wonder why the coffee is hot LOL
Sep 27 # 15 of 36
OMG - Don't get me started on rectal thermometers! OMG - my friends hubbie is such a jerk - he stuck it in his mouth because he was sick one day - OMG - don't even go there - we will never let him live it down - I can't believe he did it - OMG - it was a definite pee your pants laughing day while rolling on the floor!!
Think about it - each one personally tested............OMG - who had it shoved up their rear and then they sold it to you............OMG!!!!!!!!