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 Posted By: Mama Mangia 
Jan 16  # 6 of 38
I don't have one - but several of my friends bought them to mix the dough for them. Of course they are older and with arthritis the machine is a help to them. I enjoy playing with my dough as well. Besides - with some of the sizes of dough that I have made - I would need a cement mixer.
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 Posted By: The Ironic Chef 
Jan 16  # 7 of 38
Lol, Mama. Lets do an infommercial.

For 3 easy payments of 19.95 we will send you our Fabulous Easy To Use Dough Mixing Auger. This Dough Mixing Auger is just what you need to mix and Knead those large batches of dough without the expense of the large dough mixing equipment used by professional bakers.. Here's how it works. You take this shiny no stick auger, stick it into your chordless battery operated drill, just dump your flour, salt sugar and yeast into a clean 5 gallon bucket, add liquid, turn drill on low and you are on your way to having your very own 20 loaves of bread. As your Dough Auger mixes and kneads the dough. just increase the speed of your drilling action.
Now we can't do this all day so call now and we'll give you, along with your Dough Auger, a special recipe book for delicious breads doughs, pizza doughs, spackles, cements and mortars. Your Dough Auger can even be used to weed, mulch and dig post holes for amazing landscapes and gardening. That's right, all this for just 3 easy payments of 19.95.

Disclaimer, 5 gal. buckets and drill not included. Serious injury of buckets spinning out of control and causing injury is not our liability and niether is the concrete remnants in your bread dough because you were foolish enough not to use a clean bucket. All power tools and equipment require the use of saftey equipment such as eye protection and heavy gloves. Recipes provided are for entertainment purposes only. Use for gardening at own risk.
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 Posted By: Mama Mangia 
Jan 16  # 8 of 38
I love it! and if they order within the next 15 minutes - we will include a hard hat!

Can you imagine! Look at the sales we would have! We'd be rich!!
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 Posted By: The Ironic Chef 
Jan 16  # 9 of 38
Who are those male dancers, The ones with the chipmunk names. Chip and Dales? Lol, or the YMCA crew. They can sell the product. To the tune of YMCA, "Get your Auger today ay ay"...
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 Posted By: Mama Mangia 
Jan 16  # 10 of 38
Quote The Ironic Chef wrote:
Who are those male dancers, The ones with the chipmunk names. Chip and Dales? Lol, or the YMCA crew. They can sell the product. To the tune of YMCA, "Get your Auger today ay ay"...

LMAO! I can just picture it now - all wearing pink ruffled bib aprons!