Well, I see your point, Brook... just steer clear of the habaneros! YIKES!
I didn't use an apron for many years until I learned the secret of how to tie it since I cannot reach around back like some young people. Until I won a Paula Dean apron, I just tucked a kitchen towel in my waist because I needed something to wipe my hands on while I'm working. On especially messy baking/cooking days I will use the full apron to keep my clothes reasonable clean. Actually I think my floor needs an apron as much as me.