does anyone get what I am about to say?

hi I'm Josef Zcepszecjklsitski and I am from Italy - I can teach you how to cook Italian!

(and BTW - I've got this little island for sale with a port and a huge statue on it for sale cheap.....)

Why do I feel like Charlie brown when Lucy pulls awy the football:mad:

I like Chinese food but I don't know how to cook it , it is pretty difficult ....

I also love Chinese cuisine, it's really difficult to cook the same way they used to cook because, I think that they are using different herbs and spices compare to what we use.

their main secret - very hot woks that are never cleaned - so the foods pick up the tastes of everything cooked in the wok - use the same pan day in and day out and never clean - make sure you cook overthe hottest heat and never clean the pan - same results

except - I could never NOT clean anything