I don't eat fast food, so it would never occur to me to even think about how many ways to order a Whopper.

Friend Wife and I used to put on 40-45,000 road miles a year. What we found (when we actually stopped in a restaurant instead of picniking in a rest area) was that for just a couple of bucks more we could eat in a sit down restaurant or cafe, have a broader choice, and be served. Made a big difference in how we faced the rest of the day.

Thus, we got out of the habit of using squat & gobbles, and just never got back into it.

I don't know what goes on a Whopper. But it seems incredible that there could be more than a couple dozen versions.