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 Posted By: CanMan 
Dec 16  # 1 of 6
The History of the Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating
victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird." IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing. It's something you may want to pass on during the holiday gatherings, especially if booze is involved.
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 Posted By: jpshaw 
Dec 16  # 2 of 6
Boy! Thats another World History class I failed to attend. I better not recite the English reason for "The Rule of Thumb".
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 Posted By: Cook Chatty Cathy 
Dec 16  # 3 of 6
:D This is a good one CanMan!!! LOL I am going to have lots to share this holiday season hee-hee!
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 Posted By: jglass 
Dec 16  # 4 of 6
I also will be sharing this one. Thanks CanMan.
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 Posted By: chubbyalaskagriz 
Dec 17  # 5 of 6
I can't wait to pass this one on in church this Sunday! :)